Pin Me on that Quadrant
As a mathematician, it’s easy to see
A certain app’s infamous grid
In a modern form, how it could be
Borne from the work of Euclid
With each square, I lust for more
Each point in Euclidean space
I travel that quadrant, a real-valued whore
A new message, my heart starts to race
The promise of a hot night grows
Grindr’s magic, how it delights
A point (x,y) will soon show
Who will fuck me silly tonight