Make Me A Slut, Central Limit Theorem

Push me, push me, push me from my core
Slam me to the center like a squealing little whore
Again and again, round after round
Keep me begging to sample just once more

Spread me wide, spread me thin
Take my insides for a spin
Make me arch my mean up high
And reach my limit with a blissful grin

It’s common for a horny ass ho to feel this way
Indeed, it’s normal for one to pray
That Gauss is smiling in his grave
Knowing his curves make for great foreplay