Model Me, Baby

Machine learning, the talk of the town
How do we bring our error rate down?
We must minimize false positives
To publish, present, and gain renown

Logistic regression is a favorite of mine
It is easy to grasp, no sine or cosine
Just some exponentials and coefficients
Add an intercept and your model will shine

Tonight, a handsome date comes my way
Dinner is the price I have to pay
For entry into a thrilling game
Logreg will tell me how I should play

My model will output a zero or one
I’ll define variables for it to run
I’ll make up the questions and give it answers
And the mathematical work will be done

X0: Am I feeling loose or tight?
X1: Will the vibe after be right?
X2: What’s his personal forte?
X3: Can I plow with all my might?

This is the strength of logistic regression
It can even model my own obsession
Add a few inputs and I’ll quickly know
If I’m bottom or top for tonight’s session